Squish Mitten

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#1 Post by Seripmav » Fri Aug 07, 2015 12:20 am

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#2 Post by Guardtroll » Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:07 pm

Link did not work for me. Can't find specifically what it was on YouTube.
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#3 Post by Seripmav » Sat Aug 08, 2015 4:05 pm

It's a stupid overtly sexual song made entirely of innuendos/metaphors called: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by the Bloodhound Gang. I found it amusing but your mileage may vary.
"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"


Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
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#4 Post by Guardtroll » Sat Aug 08, 2015 7:54 pm

Oh.

A "chick" song... O:)
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